farklebarkle (farklebarkle) wrote,
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Things I never want to see in horror again

1. Any stories about sin eaters
2. Any stories about vampires who are something else (businessmen, gardeners, hockey players) but also vampires
3. See #2 re: zombies
4. Twin serial killer lesbians
5. Any military story written by someone who's never actually been in the military
6. The Weird, aka vaguely explained plots with ambiguous endings
7. Your ex-girlfriend turns into a cat and you accidentally eat or are fed the cat somehow
8. Radical feminist serial killer cult members
9. Tentacles
10. ANY MORE FUCKING STORIES ABOUT SIN EATERS

The end.
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