farklebarkle (farklebarkle) wrote,
farklebarkle
farklebarkle

Dear fragile author with a blog,

The reason litmags take so long to respond to your (amazing and earth-shattering, I'm sure) submission is:

1) They have piles and piles and piles of amazing and earth-shattering submissions just like yours;
2) Readership is declining, but submissions are increasing (see #1).

Please go ahead and "fight back," though. I'd sure love to see that.

Love,
Me

P.S. It's "cubicle." And "that."
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